Ads We Hate: Red Roof Inn guy can multi-task!
Filed under: Gripes, Television, Ads We Hate, Op-edGod, this ad irritates the hell out of me. Nothing against Red Roof Inns. I'm sure they're fine establishments. It's the angle of the ad that I find...
View ArticleAnother summer, another annoying Old Navy commercial
Filed under: Gripes, Online, Television, Ads We Hate, Campaign Launch, Op-edFor a major retail chain, Old Navy has been remarkably consistent in its ability to create TV commercials that absolutely...
View ArticleAds We Hate: Andersen windows
Filed under: Television, Ads We Hate, Op-edI'm not sure if this is a regional ad or a national one for Andersen Windows, I just know it annoys me. It starts off with children looking wistfully out of a...
View ArticleAds We Hate: Mike's Hard Lemonade
Filed under: Funny, Television, Ads We HateOnce again, I have to preface this by saying "hate" isn't quite the right word. This is more like an ad that just doesn't impress me all that much. We all...
View ArticleAds We Hate: Dockers Spin the Bottle
Filed under: Gripes, Television, Ads We Hate, Op-edDockers has been running a series of commercials for awhile now that focus on chance romantic encounters, such as the one where two people spot each...
View ArticleAds We Hate: commercials with badly filled grocery bags
Filed under: Gripes, Television, Ads We HateThis isn't just one ad that irks me, it's several ads I've seen over the years. Whenever they show someone in a commercial carrying a bag of groceries, the...
View ArticleAds We Hate: Commercials for cold drinks
Filed under: Gripes, Television, Ads We Hate, Op-edI hate summer.There, I said it. I know that might make me seem "weird" to people, but I don't care. It's mostly because of the heat and humidity...
View ArticleAds We Hate: MetLife's The Ifs in Life
Filed under: Television, Ads We Hate, Op-ed, Streaming VideoOkay, I'll admit right up front here that I'm not a very patient person, and that has a lot to do with why this commercial for MetLife kind...
View ArticleAds We Hate: unrealistic car commercials
Filed under: Gripes, Viral, Online, Television, Ads We Hate, Campaign Launch, Op-edI haven't owned a car in years, so maybe I'm not the ideal demographic for car ads, but there is a kind of car...
View ArticleAds We Hate: Frosted Mini Wheats' spelling bee
Filed under: Print, Television, Ads We HateThis ad for Frosted Mini Wheats begins with a young girl at her school spelling bee. She begins to spell "aardvark" incorrectly, but her little edible pal, a...
View ArticleAds We Hate: Audrey Hepburn dances for Gap
Filed under: Television, Ads We Hate, Streaming VideoAt first glance, watching the late actress Audrey Hepburn dance to AC/DC's "Back in Black" is mildly entertaining, but then one has to ask...
View ArticleAds We Hate: Ampd white kid
Filed under: Gripes, Television, Ads We Hate, Op-edI've been alive long enough to know that advertisers, like that fortysomething man who hangs out at high school basketball games even though he has no...
View ArticleAds We Hate: Loch Ness monster grabs a Toyota
Filed under: Gripes, Television, Ads We Hate, Campaign Launch, Op-edThis is yet another example of a commercial that is absolutely no help to the consumer whatsoever. A documentary filmmaker is walking...
View ArticleAds We Hate: Nike's The LeBrons
Filed under: Gripes, Television, Ads We HateHas everyone else seen the new Nike ad starring LeBron James? It's the one where James plays four different sides of his personality and is labeled, "The...
View ArticleAds We Hate: Ford lady buys dry cleaning
Filed under: Gripes, Television, Ads We Hate, Op-edI thought that when I got older, illogical commercials wouldn't be as irritating to me as they were when I was younger. But if anything, I'm even more...
View ArticleAds We Hate: Lexus and the red bows
Filed under: Gripes, Television, Ads We Hate, Op-edIt's Christmas time, so you know what that means: those damn commercials where one spouse gives a brand new Lexus to their mate. Oh, it's so...
View ArticleAds We Hate: KIA team can't dance
Filed under: Gripes, Television, Ads We Hate, Campaign Launch, Op-edIt's not an easy thing to create a successful ad that uses singing and dancing. Either the singing is OK but the commercial is...
View ArticleThe General creeps me out 1.5 times
Filed under: Gripes, Online, Television, Ads We HateStupid jingle that is stuck in my head, *singing* "call 1-800-GENERAL now!" Please tell me that your brain has not had the unfortunate displeasure of...
View ArticleAds We Hate: S.L.O.M.
Filed under: Gripes, Television, Ads We Hate, Op-edHas there ever been an anti-drug commercial that didn't treat its target audience like they were complete idiots? If there is, I haven't seen it yet....
View ArticleCingular rebrand a waste of equity (and money)
Filed under: Funny, Gripes, Online, Print, Radio, Television, Ads We Hate, Wireless, Campaign Launch, Op-edFor some time now, we've been hearing rumors that "the new at&t" would be changing the...
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